Funny Hockey Sweatshirt | You. Two Minutes.

Cold rink. Hot take. Two minutes for arguing with the ref.

There are two things you can count on at a hockey game: somebody's going to take a penalty, and somebody in the stands is going to have something to say about it.

“YOU. TWO MINUTES.” brings that familiar rinkside moment to life with a sunglasses-wearing cow referee who has heard enough. No explanation. No debate. Just a whistle, a pointing finger, and a trip to the imaginary penalty box.

It's the kind of hockey humor that feels right at home among the early practices, packed tournament schedules, weekend games, and familiar faces who keep coming back to the rink.

This unisex crewneck is a natural pick for chilly rink days, team travel, watching games, or relaxing after a long tournament weekend. It also makes a funny gift for hockey moms, dads, players, coaches, referees, and fans who know exactly what two minutes means.

SWEATSHIRT DETAILS • Unisex crewneck sweatshirt • 50% cotton / 50% polyester fabric blend • Soft, durable construction for everyday wear • Ribbed-knit collar and cuffs • Seamless tubular body construction • Smooth fabric surface suited to graphic printing • Adult sizing; consult the size chart before ordering

CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash cold. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron or dry clean.

For the ones who know the rules, question the calls, and keep showing up anyway.

Machine wash cold with similar colors. Turn inside out before washing when possible, use gentle detergent, and tumble dry low to help protect the print.

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